Thursday, December 1, 2011

No Pity

There are loud complaints heard from the home of a certain cat poacher this evening. Seems she is gazing into his eyes, unnerving the poor thief. There is also talk about how she forces him to remain seated by perching in his lap while purring, and when all else fails she lays on her back with all fours in the air to get attention.
There's an even louder complaint because he's been asked to attend the office Christmas party of the former owner of said feline. Alas, he must pay his pennance for being a stealer of hearts.
We love him just the same, though, and he'll be a perfect party date, no doubt, with nary a complaint to be heard.
If I did this it would not work!


Lois Evensen said...

And, such a well fed kitty! :) Have you seen the new Puss in Boots? Ah, the big pleading eyes.... ;)

Retired English Teacher said...

I think this is one happy cat!

judemiller1 said...

Have you tried it? It just might work!! LOL